my new years promises
- Start drinking again, I have been too darn happy lately and filling my body with depressants is obviously the way to go. Try to get drunk at least twice a day just to make sure I am doing it right.
- Start smoking again, I quit 2 years ago and well, I still want one. I will just give in to the craving and enjoy life much less. Hopefully get up to 2 packs a day to get more exercise for my lungs, I haven't been coughing enough.
- Eat lots more fatty and high carb food and put on a lot of weight. I hate that smirk on my face when I look in the mirror, getting fat will fix that!
- Live more dangerously by uninstalling my anti-virus program that thought it was necessary to update itself for 10 minutes while I was in the middle of typing #3. It cares too deeply for the welfare of my PC and I love that it annoys the hell out of me at least once a day.
- Have less sex, being sexually satisfied is waaay overated and frankly bores me to tears.
- Be more rude to people I don't know, why should I worry about being pleasant when it's obvious they don't give a damn.
- Be more rude to people I do know, that way they will know I at least care enough to go out of my way to be rude.
- Be kinder to telemarketers when I am busy making an imaginary $20,000 on Jeopardy reruns and they call and annoy the bejeesus out of me.
- Stop leaving comments at people's blogs that I admire so they won't feel so special anymore. I hate when they feel more special than me, so that's gotta stop!
- Think more negative, being positive that things will get screwed up is bad for me, from now on I will be negative and know that things will not work out badly.
Just Kidding! Happy New Year!!
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