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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Stupid TV Shows

I'm constantly amazed at the tripe they present as actual TV shows these days. My own mom is a willing victim and seems to actually enjoy watching a lot of the crap that they try to pass off as "entertainment". Of course I have to tease her about what she watches, in a good natured ribbing sort of way , of course. The ones I find particularly offensive are the types that don't have any actual creative content. They rely on the hapless participants of the programs to provide all of the action presented. I'm sure this saves a shitload of money on writers. Too bad they don't pass the savings on to us the viewers by cutting down on the number and length of commercials shown.

Anyway I thought it would be fun to come up with my own shows that would probably be rejected by the networks, but then again, maybe not! Don't be too surprised if you see a few of these on TV some day!
  • Panhandling With the Homeless
  • Wheel of Torture
  • Polka Dancing With the Stars
  • Ugandan Idol
  • Mystery Injection
  • Are You My Daddy?
  • Hot, Gay Sex in the City
  • The Bastard
  • The Bitch
  • Survivor: Arkansas Trailer Park
  • Celebrity Deathmatch
  • Celebrity Colonoscopy
  • Celebrity Beard Growing
  • Survivor: PMS Island
  • Little Boys Pajama Party at Neverland
  • Celebrity Cyst Removal
  • Little Crackhouse in the Projects
  • ABC Afterschool Special - "Grandpa, I Said No!"
  • Fat Albert and the Cosby Crips
  • Smellville
  • How the West was Hung
  • Who Wants to Touch My Kitty?
  • The S Files
  • Bikini Waxing With the Stars
  • Law & Order: PVD (parking violations division)
  • CSI - Birmingham, Alabama

Can you guys think of any to add to the list?