Breathe Easy...
I had the weirdest dream the other night about me saving the planet. You can thank me later!
Earth was slowly running out of oxygen in the atmosphere and everyone was having great difficulty breathing because there was so much carbon monoxide from air pollution. The worlds populations were in a frenzy trying to figure out a way to replenish the air before we gradually expired. I came up with an idea to release all the compressed air from all the car and truck tires all over the world which had become a huge storehouse of oxygen that we needed to breathe!
Anyway, I wound up inventing a machine that would easily separate carbon monoxide from the air and could compress it to refill all the tires. The idea took hold and became law all over the world that tires could no longer be filled with breatheable air! I became extremely wealthy selling my new tire pumps and I was hailed as one of the worlds greatest heroes!
Only in my dreams! LOL
Earth was slowly running out of oxygen in the atmosphere and everyone was having great difficulty breathing because there was so much carbon monoxide from air pollution. The worlds populations were in a frenzy trying to figure out a way to replenish the air before we gradually expired. I came up with an idea to release all the compressed air from all the car and truck tires all over the world which had become a huge storehouse of oxygen that we needed to breathe!
Anyway, I wound up inventing a machine that would easily separate carbon monoxide from the air and could compress it to refill all the tires. The idea took hold and became law all over the world that tires could no longer be filled with breatheable air! I became extremely wealthy selling my new tire pumps and I was hailed as one of the worlds greatest heroes!
Only in my dreams! LOL
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