Gap Toothed Wonders

Sometimes I wonder why certain celebrities don't bother with getting their teeth fixed. With all the money and free time that they have you would think a trip to the dentist would be in order to get their ugly teeth squared away. Are these people that afraid of dentists? I like watching David letterman once in a while and everytime the camera goes in for a close up on his late show I do a double take thinking he has a huge hunk of spinach caught between his front teeth.

There's really no excuse for going around looking like that Dave, they make clear plastic braces these days and you can easily take them out and you could wear them during the show's off season. Get them choppers fixed dude!


Another one with an apparent dental phobia is Eddie Murphy. Damn Eddie, you can drive a small truck thru that huge gap in your teeth. Sure it would take some mighty powerful braces to pull them suckers in line but it would be well worth it in the long run. Go to a freekin' dentist man, run now!

This last one is the one that bugs me the most I think. I've never thought that Madonna was all that attractive to start with, and she can use all the help she can get in my opinion. Maybe she thinks the gap toothed look is her trademark, since she is rather non-descript in her appearance, maybe she's afraid that no one would recognize her anymore if she got those front teeth back in line.

I don't think that's a good enough excuse though, I think she needs to haul her ass down to the nearest dentist and get some nice big braces slapped on her chiclets. I'm sure it would be a whole lot easier eating corn on the cob too! What do you guys think?